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Old May 11, 2006, 04:21 AM // 04:21   #1961
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Because he IS one.

Why am I posting here?
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Old May 11, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01   #1962
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Because you have no life, like most of us

Who needs a life anyway?
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Old May 11, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #1963
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your mom needs a life

Why does your mom need a life?
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Old May 11, 2006, 12:12 PM // 12:12   #1964
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cause she needs to make money


Why is my dad so annoying?
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Old May 11, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #1965
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because you are his child

why is paper made of wood?
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Old May 11, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #1966
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I thought it was the other way around. Hmmm, that would mean bricks are made of walls.... scary....

Why do they call it "Mission Impossible" if they some how manage to finish the mission succesfully every single time?
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Old May 11, 2006, 03:47 PM // 15:47   #1967
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its fun to make people think its impossible


Why is James Bond now blond?
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Old May 11, 2006, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #1968
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Because he was involved in a freak hairdresser accident, which killed many, many people

Why is my arm on fire?
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Old May 11, 2006, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #1969
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Because you have a fire behind you.

Why is there a fire behind you?
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Old May 11, 2006, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #1970
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Because your no good with matches.

Why not buy a lighter?
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Old May 11, 2006, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #1971
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Because the gas could melt you..

Why do I only ever get a HoH jump when i'm with a smelly PUG grrrr...?
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Old May 11, 2006, 09:34 PM // 21:34   #1972
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Because you have angered the HoH gods.

How can a rabbit talk?
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Old May 12, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29   #1973
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magic rabbits are the only ones taht can talk


Why do we ask questions?
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Old May 12, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #1974
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Because we need answers.Desperately.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Old May 12, 2006, 06:09 AM // 06:09   #1975
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ask him...

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Old May 12, 2006, 07:00 AM // 07:00   #1976
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1 peck exactly sir, 1 peck exactly.

Why does batman dress up like a bat?
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Old May 12, 2006, 07:03 AM // 07:03   #1977
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Because if he dressed up like a spider he would be called spiderman

What type of spider bit spiderman and gave him his powers?
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Old May 12, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10   #1978
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The ass-spider, the only spider known to man that bites people from the inside.

How does spiderman scale walls if he's wearing gloves?
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Old May 12, 2006, 07:45 AM // 07:45   #1979
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He sticks valcro circles on the wall and on his gloves

Where does spiderman store all the spider web he uses?
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Old May 12, 2006, 08:09 AM // 08:09   #1980
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You DON'T want to know.

Why does superman have a weakness for Kryptonite anyway? It's just a rock!
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